Marketing concepts

Professor is explaining marketing concepts to Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s ”Direct Marketing”


2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s
very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”


4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door
(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say:
“By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations


5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand
Recognition


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
“That’s Customer Feedback”


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s
demand and supply gap”


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you
marry me?” and she
goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share”


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction
for entering new markets”